Jazz Fest > Coachella

Yeah.
We said it.
Be afraid Coachella, be very afraid…

WARNING: The following diagram is for returning Jazz Festers’ eyes only. May cause anxiety and apprehension in first-time attendees. Also known to cause the reverse effects in those who celebrated 4/20 this weekend. View/enjoy/comprehend at your own risk.

So congratulations, Coachella, for having Rihanna, Katy Perry, Emma Watson, Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart, etc., etc. etc.  attended your music festival this year. But we’re just as confident as ever that Coachella will never be as good as Jazz Fest because:

1)      no one cared enough to make an amazing diagram like this one

2)      it didn’t take place in New Orleans

3)      not one member of the LOC team decided to go

4)      and the Twilight couple looked completely miserable the entire time



Then again, that’s unfair of us to say.

The Twilight couple always looks completely miserable;

it’s hard to tell if it was because of the Coachella.

So to all of you intelligent, humid loving, human beings who are making the best decision of the year to come down to the best music festival of the year… Fest On and Stay Jazzy, New Orleans.

“Laissez les bon temps rouler”

          -  A very big greater than sign.